Thursday, November 20, 2008

Resume profile - jesus wept

A careful listener who can extract and apply the goodness in any situation. A hard worker who will ensure deadlines and forecasts are met or beaten. An ambitious man who has a lasting need to get it right 'just one more time'. A player rather than a watcher with a constant yearning to get onto the pitch. With a brain now quicker that the legs he has to be satisfied with helping on the touchline and keeping the team fit and fast. Used to winning but can accept defeat if fairly beaten in a good game. Hates to be late and expects others to follow this ethic. Accepts as normal the responsibilities involved in the production and circulation of management accounts. Currently expects to be consulted on all financial matters with duties extending into the Personnel and HR arenas. Budgets and reports are second nature with action and reaction treated without delay. Finally – used to being up the rear (?) where the tasks and function are ad hoc and the results require interpretation.

2 comments:

Graeme's HR Blog said...

Is this serious, Donald. Excellent and amusing insights.
Graeme

Donald Badman (99.94% accurate) said...

I regret to inform this is completely real.